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Si amas a alguien… Esto es para todos los enamorados empedernidos que conocen esa bella frasesita, que más o menos dice así:Si amas a alguien, déjalo ir; si vuelve, es tuyo, si no, nunca lo fueVersión del paciente: Si amas a alguien, déjalo ir; si no vuelve, ponte cómodo y sigue esperando hasta la eternidad, que algún día volverá.Versión del juguetón: Si amas a alguien, déjalo ir; si vuelve y todavía lo amas, déjalo ir otra vez; y así sucesivamente.Versión del vengativo: Si amas a alguien, déjalo ir; si no vuelve, sal a buscarlo y pégale un tiro. Versión del abogado: Si amas a alguien, déjalo ir y busca en el Código Civil la parte que habla del abandono de hogar por parte de un cónyuge.Versión del estadístico: Si amas a alguien, déjalo ir; si el te quiere, las probabilidades que vuelva son de un 86.5 por ciento; si no te quiere, tus relaciones con él caen en el campo de lo improbable, con un margen de error de un 3 por ciento.Versión del posesivo: Si amas a alguien, no lo dejes ir.Versión del psicoanalista: Si amas a alguien, déjalo ir; si vuelve es porque su ego es muy dominante; si no se quiere ir, debe estar loco. Versión del sonámbulo: Si amas a alguien, dejalo ir; si vuelve, es una pesadilla; si no vuelve, debes estar soñando.Versión del mercadólogo: Si amas a alguien, déjalo ir; si vuelve, es una persona leal a su marca; si no vuelve, es hora de hacer un re-lanzamiento en un nuevo mercado.

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