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JOKE OF DAY

ZOO STORY
- submitted by K.B. DeGuair

Kimo is a bus driver for the Honolulu Transit Company. One

day Kimo is headed to work on his bus route, when he runs

across a delivery van stranded at the side of the road. The

van driver works for the Honolulu Zoo. He pleads with Kimo

to do him a favor.

He offers a $100 bill to Kimo to help him deliver a truckload

of penguins to the zoo, because they needed to be there within

the hour. Agreeing, Kimo proceeds to load two dozen penguins

onto his bus. Then, off they drive towards the zoo.

An hour later, the delivery driver gets his van fixed and heads

off to the zoo to catch up with his delivery. As he's driving

down the road, he see's Kimo and the busload of penguins heading

in the opposite direction. He turns his van around and chases

in pursuit. He finally catches up to the bus and pulls over

Kimo on the side of the road. In an irate voice he asks, "Hey,

Kimo. I thought I gave you a $100 dollars to go and take the

penguins to the zoo for me?"

"Calm down," Kimo says. "I took the penguins to the zoo. We

had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies!"


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