Lola's English Page Jokes

Jokes for the ESL/EFL Classroom

man: I offer you myself.
woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

hombre: Me ofrezco a tí.
mujer:  No acepto regalos baratos.

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Submitted by Bob Waldman

Chica: Serias un buen bailarin excepto por dos razones.
Chico: Cuáles son esas dos razones.
Chica: Tus pies.

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.

Q: Qué es más rapido, el calor o el frio?
A:  El calor, poque puedes coger 'pillar' un costipado.
Nota: La palabra cold tiene dos significados como substantivo: frio y costipado.

man: I want to share everything with you.
woman: Let's start from your bank account.
Submitted by kara dolson

hombre: Quiero compartir todo contigo.
Mujer: Empezemos por tu cuenta bancaria.



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