Jokes for the ESL/EFL Classroom
man: I offer you myself.
woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
hombre: Me ofrezco a tí.
mujer: No acepto regalos baratos.
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Submitted by Bob Waldman
Chica: Serias un buen bailarin excepto por dos razones.
Chico: Cuáles son esas dos razones.
Chica: Tus pies.Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
Q: Qué es más rapido, el calor o el frio?
A: El calor, poque puedes coger 'pillar' un costipado.
Nota: La palabra cold tiene dos significados como substantivo: frio y costipado.
man: I want to share everything with you.
woman: Let's start from your bank account.
Submitted by kara dolsonhombre: Quiero compartir todo contigo.
Mujer: Empezemos por tu cuenta bancaria.
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